Sophia,
Blanche: "Lucy played Lucy." Rose:
Blanche: "Lucy played Lucy."Rose: "Then why didn't Desi play Desi?"
Blanche: "He wasn't tall enough."
Blanche: "Lucy played Lucy." Rose:
Blanche: "Lucy played Lucy."Rose: "Then why didn't Desi play Ricky?"
Blanche: "He wasn't tall enough."
Bros before hi-hos.
Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Emma, Glee
Almost halfway done with almost all of it, Mr. Schue.
Finn, Glee
There's nothing ironic about show choir!
Rachel: Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?Artie: I think Mr. Schue's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel: There's nothing ironic about show choir!
I would say ‘bye,’ but it might make you angry.
Blaine, Glee
No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.
Brittany, Glee
I was going to donate mine to charity. Charity is my cat. She totaled our SUV last week.
Brittnay, Glee
For Christmas, I want him to be able to walk.
Brittany, Glee
More like am-badass-itor.
Puck
Mercedes: “So is that a men’s sweater…?” Kurt: “Fashion has no gender.”
You might try dropping the
“You might try dropping the attitude. I bet there’s a pound or two in that.” - Sue to Mercedes
idk why but OMG his expression is killing me! lmao
OMFG WIN.